Hangover Cures: The Morning After...

Missing school or work over a hangover is not worth it. Don’t do it. You’re a poor college student and you pay too much for school. Don’t jeopardize what’s really important for getting drunk.

The Bloody Mary
There is no substitute for a Bloody Mary. Ounce for ounce the curative factors involved in this drink are astonishing. There are not enough good things that can be said about this drink in curing a hangover.

Ingredients:
2 oz. Vodka
6 oz. Tomato Juice (Note: if you can find Beefamato, use it. This will make the ultimate Bloody Mary. So good you will be amazed actually.)
4 tsp. Worcestershire Sauce (This may be the secret ‘x’ ingredient.)
2-3 drops of Tabasco sauce
A celery stick should be jammed into this thing also-you can consider the celery stick “breakfast.”
You will feel better in about 15 minutes.

Greasy burger and milkshake- the milkshake is the really amazing final touch. It will calm the stomach and relax you. There have been many stories of success with this combo. It also tastes really good.

Soda: Fizz for the nausea, liquid for the dehydration, and caffeine and sugar hit to make you feel a bit more lively.

A hot bath: The heat will sweat out the toxins that are causing all the problems. You’ll feel a bit woozy at first but go with it and you’ll feel better afterwards.

Lots of Aspirin and water